The Kingdom of Cabo Azure is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Manuel with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, devout population of 6.254 billion Cabo Azureans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sao Simone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.7%.

The thriving Cabo Azurean economy, worth 418 trillion escudoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 66,910 escudoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,140 per year while the poor average 12,774, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Cabo Azurean democracy, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabo Azure's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cabo Azure is ranked 94,898^th in the world and 37^th in Rushmore for Highest Food Quality, scoring 24.08 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.